me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
me: apparently yes
Mom: You're pretty. I don't know why you don't believe that.
Me: Because it's not true.
Sirius: I just met you
Sirius : And this is crazy
Sirius: I'm your Godfather convicted with the murder of 13 muggles and betrayed your parents
Sirius Black: Move in with me Maybe?
Harry: COURSE I WILL